Where have all the good boys gone?

While I was going home this morning from NOC duty, my thoughts began to wander on some strange fact (and believe me, if you sorely lack sleep like I did, you'd be wondering about the most mundane things too). I'm no homophobe or anything, but it's rather disappointing that most boys (or men) that I find handsome are well...gay. I don't know if this is some strange phenomenon, or Mother Nature is simply trying to be funny, but these days the attractive, nice, boyfriend-material guys I find are always gay or bisexual. Why is that?

Do I have a thing for gays or bisexuals? Uh, no. Definitely not. I'm straight, thanks.

But really though, it boggles the mind why the more good looking half of the male population are homosexuals or bisexuals. It's disheartening for females. And I know I'm not the only one with that sentiment. With all the great-looking males being queer and everything, all it leaves for Adam's race are pig-headed, horny, un-gentleman creatures who are as interesting or as romantic as toadstools. In other words, nature conspired and decided that those with attractive genes keep these genes to themselves and let females suffer the torture of meeting straight guys who are nowhere near their standards of "Dr. McDreamy." It's a cruel world for ladies.

With my rant, you might be starting to think that I am a man-hater. I once was, I admit. But that was a few years ago, and today I do hold a high respect for a limited number of gentlemen (and that is a very limited number). For me, most of the male straight population are total dorks whose only interest is trying to get into the pants of sexy, buxom, scantily-clad females who have no substance to speak of whatsoever. And majority of these guys don't even have the looks or sex appeal worth boasting of and yet act like they are the best thing to ever happen to females. Paaathetic...

Ah, but returning to the topic. Realy, some of the best looking guys out there are queer. It's a waste, really. But it's not like we can do anything about it. So for those ladies looking for their ultimate guy, they will be sorely disappointed at the lack of choices (if there are any feasible choices at all). They are left with two options: a.) Lower their standards and just stick it up with a guy who is "pretty okay" or "bearable", or b.) Stay single. I chose 'b' and believe me, it's the better choice. You won't regret it.